Beaten by Cats

Now for something totally different (as Monty Python would say). I like to occasionally feel superior to my feline companions. As I passed a cat this morning, I snatched up my two pairs of reading glasses that had ended up on my bedroom floor. For some reason, I said, “Ha, I can grab these because I have hands.” The cat blinked and smirked, and I swear, she telepathically said something along the lines of “Cats don’t ever need reading glasses, you poor, unfortunate human.” Beaten again by the cat’s superiority!